squeakykins:

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

they’re pretty pissed over shark week

squeakykins:

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

they’re pretty pissed over shark week

(via genexbelcher)

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

exactly

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

exactly

(via genexbelcher)

nuanced-subversion:

is this beautiful solidarity too much for you, anon?

(also, i feel bad for you.)

(via benecelante)

brokehorrorfan:

There is no Dana… Only Zuul!

brokehorrorfan:

There is no Dana… Only Zuul!

(via alexislegend)

(via sharkbait)

relevant 

relevant 

(via narc0ticsanonymous)

gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

it’s not ogre.

gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

it’s not ogre.

(via genexbelcher)

Happy Birth Day everyone

Happy Birth Day everyone

My time’s up, I’m never eating

I’m getting sick, I’m never sleeping
At work I stumble and grab the counter to catch my fumble
I’m falling over like I felt the whole ground rumble
I don’t know if I’m humble or just proud
Or if I can’t figure out how
To ask for help so God please come from your cloud
And lift me out of the hell that I’m in now
Like Castielle rasing Dean out of perdition
I’m on a mission to outlast my genetic disposition
My personality is splitting like nuclear fission
I’m locked in my room in the fetal position
Half of me wants you back, the other says stay away
I’m trying to tip the scales either way
I never realized how heavily this would weigh
On my mind there’s got to be another way